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friscosardines



Joined: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 5
PostPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:46 am    Post subject: Poker jokes again! Reply with quote

A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.

"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."

"How did you manage to do that?"

"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush."
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DeepBlue



Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 121
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehehe I like that one, although I suppose that I shouldn't let that give me any ideas...

*Hides*
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friscosardines



Joined: 22 Dec 2005
Posts: 5
PostPosted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha.glad to be single that no woman will go into my way when I go home after playing at the casino.Thats why I still dont want to get married.I have to enjoy my life to the fullest.hehe
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DeepBlue



Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 121
PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe, yeah women can tend to prefer security and that isn't always best gained by putting your rent on the line on a nightly basis eh? Wink
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ThomasR



Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 10
PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, I like that one - I would tell it to my woman, though she understands poker so I think maybe I shouldn't after all...

I do prefer to keep everything firmly attached after all!
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DeepBlue



Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 121
PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah yes, the woman that understands poker. It's good because she can join in, but it's not so good when she's watching you play and realises you're throwing money away.

As you can probably guess, I know this from experience...
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