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friscosardines
Joined: 22 Dec 2005
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 Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 8:46 am Post subject: Poker jokes again! |
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A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous harpy of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin.
"Where the hell have you been?" she asked.
"You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he ad-libbed. "I've just lost you in a card game."
"How did you manage to do that?"
"It wasn't easy, honest. I had to fold with a royal flush." |
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DeepBlue
Joined: 19 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:55 am Post subject: |
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Hehehe I like that one, although I suppose that I shouldn't let that give me any ideas...
*Hides* |
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friscosardines
Joined: 22 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:41 am Post subject: |
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| haha.glad to be single that no woman will go into my way when I go home after playing at the casino.Thats why I still dont want to get married.I have to enjoy my life to the fullest.hehe |
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DeepBlue
Joined: 19 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:00 am Post subject: |
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Hehe, yeah women can tend to prefer security and that isn't always best gained by putting your rent on the line on a nightly basis eh?  |
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ThomasR
Joined: 19 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, I like that one - I would tell it to my woman, though she understands poker so I think maybe I shouldn't after all...
I do prefer to keep everything firmly attached after all! |
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DeepBlue
Joined: 19 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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Ah yes, the woman that understands poker. It's good because she can join in, but it's not so good when she's watching you play and realises you're throwing money away.
As you can probably guess, I know this from experience... |
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